Tuesday 3 March 2009

Which Way To Effective Communication, Sir?

I sometimes resent the fact that I am no good with people. I envy my other friends who have no problem going up to a total stranger and ask for directions. Some of them are even capable of going up to a total stranger and at the end of the conversation, exchange telephone numbers. It needs no special mention that these friends are guys and are obviously up to no good, but that is something else. The main point is, they are good at talking to people whereas I suck. Completely.


And that is troubling because for the next two weeks, I am required to talk to total strangers who I have never met before in my life and ask them about how many tablespoons of sugar do they take in a day and whether or not they believe that potatoes can make you fat. Not only that, in order to hunt down these strangers, I am required to ask for directions from other strangers. It's a catch-22 situation - there is no way out of it.

Of course the optimist will tell me that this would be a very good chance to overcome my inhibitions and learn how to talk in a civil manner to people who will one day become my patients. For once, I would have agreed with that thought were it not for the fact that some of my friends were greeted by barking, flea-infested dogs rather than scowling, sugar-infested patients. These anecdotes are very much a turn off for me to get in the chummy mood.

However, I guess that I really do not have a choice. Sooner or later, I will have to start opening my mouth and stutter some unintelligent sounds which were actually supposed to come out as 'Do you believe that preparing a diabetic meal is difficult?'. Unless my short term goal is to be the most hated person in the group for not pulling his weight, I'll have to start going through my Communication Skills for Dummies book. Pronto.

7 comments:

aw3rz said...

Haha. Aku rase member kite yang boleh borak dengan stranger dan bertukar no tepon adalah apos.dengan syarat ye stranger tu adalah pompuan.

Penat dowh tanye soklan same 20 kali.giler.

Dan yang paling penat, dengar makcik/pakcik tu cakap pasal mende lain tapi taknak jawab soklan yang kite tanye

dyanna said...

have you tried telepathy?
I heard you dont need to open your mouth for that.

Jamil said...

awerz - Jangan la bagi nama. Nanti apos failkan saman malu.

dyanna - I would, alas I have yet to find someone who is as skilled as I am in the telepathic arts (which isn't that great to be bragging about)

dyanna said...

come to think of it, telepathy would be the solution for all of your problems.

First, you don't even need to speak a single word.

Second, with your brain wave mojo, you can make your patients to prepare lovely diabetic meal for 2 (you and the diabetic person).

Jamil said...

dyanna - next thing you know, I'll be mind controlling a horde of diabetics in my diabolical scheme to take over the world

Anonymous said...

mcm bangang...lg letih lepas dh jmpa umah then kne halau....still, ch lg best dari dok ngadap org tekangkang ari2...

Jamil said...

Apos - Tunggu ko la pulak yang mengangkang. Gaaaah!!!!!